S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
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