I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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