who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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