You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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