"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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