Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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