I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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