well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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