Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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