Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Randomize
