love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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