I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
What happened?
New Orleans
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