exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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