Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I know her cup size but not her name....
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