Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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