is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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