I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I've blown a few things in my day
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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