I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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