chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
