i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
tell me about the eggs
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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