he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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