Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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