were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
you're hired as official boob wrangler
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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