STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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