They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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