I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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