Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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