please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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