Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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