You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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