I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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