Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(585): View more from New York

the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please

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(905): View more from Toronto

just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.

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(260): View more from Indiana

spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner

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(219): View more from Indiana

NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh

(1-219): View more from Indiana

wow.

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(937): View more from Ohio

This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.

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(561): View more from Florida

Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?

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(813): View more from Florida

FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.

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(406): View more from Montana

THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!

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