The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
She even gives head with a lisp.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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