he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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