There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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