Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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