I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
