I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Shame - the story of my life.
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