So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I forget how to act sober
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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