Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I intend to get homeless drunk
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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