why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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