I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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