I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
He? As in you personified your dick?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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