So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
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lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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