Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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