just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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