in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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