the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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