my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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