she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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