Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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