they need to just BURY HIM!
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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