she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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